My kitchen and I had a nice little talk earlier and it sounded something like this...
Me: Clean yourself. You are filthy.
Me: Your cabinets are clutter. Your sinks full of dishes. Clean up your act!
No reply to any comment. Well played Kitchen, well played. Needless to say I am in the middle of cleaning the kitchen in super detail. I can't handle it anymore!
Well at least I will have more items for my garage sale in July.